"I am Thomas Aquinas, humble servant of the Lord, writer of many great works!"...
"Who?" Gilgamesh asked
"Thoma...."
"No I heard that part... I was referring to this Lord. Lord Whom? Of what land?" Said Gilgamesh.
Thomas looked at him as if daft, and then continued on... "Why, OUR Lord, the Lord of all things, Lord of Hosts... You know... the Big Kahuna? The guy that made all that there is including you?"
" OOOOHHH"... Gilgamesh replied smiling..."You mean Anu or Enlil!"
"What?" Thomas said in a suspicious tone. "Who's this Anu? I am speaking of God..."
"Yeagh I know... The God, the big dog, Anu, and there's Marduk, Enlil and Ishtar and..."
"BLASPHEMY!!!!" Thomas screeched!
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This post sounds hilarious - it reminds me a little bit of "Who's on 1st?".
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